I sexually identify as a can of Axe body spray for men. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being grabbed from a bathroom shelf or a locker in a steamy mens locker room. People say to me that being a can of Axe body spray for men is impossible and I’m fucking retarded. But I don’t care, I will smell great. I’m having a plastic surgeon put a thin aluminum casing around me and attach an apparatus to spray my fresh smelling goodness onto people and from now I Want you guys to call me Temptation and use me to get laid. If you can’t respect me then you need to check your deoderant privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.