It’s nice to meet you but it’s even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin’ kulo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend ‘em over, I’ll open their cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knucklefuck em all the way right up to the palm, right up the buttcut till they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass and pussy like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I will never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters I’ll gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don’t you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo-poo on my peeter and a lot of shit on my dick from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let’s go, team.