~Little lungs in a great big world~
Tony Hawk: With me, Tony Hawk!
Hello Little Lungs, who smoked as a teen and never grew to normal size. You ready to follow my grind?
Little Lungs: Heck yeah, Hawk!
(Tony Hawk rolls down the ramp and comes up on the other side and does an air trick)
(Little Lungs rolls down the ramp and attempts to follow)
Whew, my little lungs are starting to fail!
(Little Lungs rolls up the ramp and is launched thirty feet in the air. Little Lungs then lands onto a steel pole rail and continues sliding on it, receiving second and third degree burns as a result of intense friction)
Narrator: Smoking as a teen can stunt your lungs, keeping them little forever.
Little Lungs: *screaming in agony* Ugh!
(Little Lungs lies on the bare concrete, heavily mutilated and dying)
(Tony Hawk rolls over and does a flip over Little Lungs)
Tony Hawk: Aw, tough break, Little Lungs.
~In a great big world.~