Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Oi, Oi, Oi! It’s time to rise up, mates!
Let’s raze those bloody houses within cooee of the city and give everyone a fair go with free apartment living.
Fuck yeah! We’ll smash those roads like a cricket ball hitting wickets and build train lines and busways that’ll make ya bloody well say “wowzer”! No more shitty car infrastructure, mate!
We’ll make Australia the land of opportunity with migration policies to help our brethren while keeping foreign developers out.
And while we’re at it, let’s stick it to the big supermarkets—nationalise Woolworths and Coles, get rid of the shitty security gates that everybody hates so anyone can lick what they want and slash those prices, and give every Aussie a fair go at a good life. We’re taking back control.
Also–free gigs and beers on Australia Day. None of that stupid “another day off work” shit. This is what being Australian is about! We’ll also bring back KFC Krushers and legalise weed and nictoine vapes.
MAKE. AUSTRALIA. GREAT. AGAIN.