*Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until the death of Linux. I shall take no terminal, hold no repository, father no git. I shall wear no distribution and learn no BASH. I shall live and die at my POST. I am the Task Manager in the darkness. I am the watcher on the RAMs. I am the ease of use that burns against confusion and madness, the song that brings the startup, the beep that wakes the chipset, the firewall that guards the realms of ol’ MSDOS. I pledge my CPU and license to the Windows, for this night and all the nights to come.*