I was the son’s daughter’s father’s wife’s in law of the editor’s lunch delivery boy, so I know a thing or two about the upcoming plot of Spider-Man
* it’ll be titled: Spider Man – Home(ies)
* Miles morales is gonna have a massive crush on peter parker, but it’s an extended multiverse version that is genderbent because miles is not gay
* fat thor introduces him to a super secret chip that lets him look into the multiverse mirror and thats why he has a crush on him
* the movie will be a love triangle between peter, miles and gwen. gwen gets super jealous or something and we see her crying in the bathroom before having bloodshot eyes
* miles and gwen fight but peter says stop, and begins singing “what about love”. CGI’d Stan Lee appears as the bassist during the stripper rock sequence.
* Gwen comes to her senses and the three try but fail a threesome upside down kiss
* cutscene is Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield putting their adopted child to bed. They then get into their own bed together and start giving each other a handie (implied)
You didn’t hear this from me. Especially don’t go telling [comicbook.com](https://comicbook.com) or wegotthiscovered.flesh