1. Announce that you are transracial
2. Identify as a black person
3. Twitter will support you on your decision
4. Say the n-word even though you are white
5. Twitter will cancel you
6. Twitter will realize that you are transracial
7. Twitter will realize that they are transracialphobic
8. Twitter will cancel itself for canceling you
9. Twitter will split in half, one side supporting you, one side against you
10. Twitter will cancel itself over and over
You have caused the twitter loop