Those pesky billionaires

You got your Elons, who are very concerned with their image despite saying otherwise.

Then you got your bozos (latin for bezos) who don’t care what others think.

What we need is more Bruce Waynes. So they can beat the shit out of people and solve pretty much zero issues affecting their city. The cycle of crime and violence keeps spinning but at least our rich guy wears a cool costume.

Literally nobody knows who he is because Bruce Wayne has the least recognizable mouth and chin in all of existence.

Bozo and Musk to my knowledge have assaulted zero street thugs in their entire life. Imagine being that rich and not using it to hurt people personally with your own hands. Just systematically and selfishly like a total dweeb.

Bruce piped an amazonian princess. Musk named his child after a captcha he once saw. Bozos said my package would arrive in 2 days but it took an entire 3. These billionaires are not the same.


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