So I (2000 m). was sitting on a couch on Christmas Eve when I (2000 m) decided it would be a perfect idea to cum all over the Christmas tree, my mom (999999 f) caught me and beat me with a chainsaw until I bled on the ground typing this.
TLDR: I came on the tree and I bled on the ground
Edit 1: OMG 1 UPVOTE!!!!!!!