This happened this morning so it’s all pretty fresh.
So I’ll be honest right off the bat: I have a cum rag which I use to masturbate. I’m rather using this blanket because I don’t like touching my junk while masturbating. I have very rough hands.
However, in this post I’ll refrain from calling it a cum rag since it’s kinda demeaning. I shall call it the “the cum blanket” from now on.
It’s this utterly soft blanket and when it’s on my dick it’s just the best feeling. Is it better than a vagina? Not really. But it does the job.
I live together with my girlfriend so letting the cum blanket just laying around wouldn’t be wise. She knows I masturbate (she does it too, duh) but she doesn’t know that I do it with a cum blanket.
So after I masturbate I take the cum blanket and put it under my side of our shared bed. She never looks under there and even if she did, she wouldn’t see all the stains because after I’m done I gently roll the cum blanket up so all the sperm is on the inside of the cum blanket roll. She never touches or even acknowledges it so I’m in the clear.
So anyways my girlfriend is currently home sick and she’s staying up all night recently. Today, when I woke up for work around 5am she was still up. I could hear her talking to friends online in her office next to our bedroom.
I don’t really know why but I got extremely horny all the sudden. I had a look at my alarm clock and I still had about 10 minutes to spare and my GF was still busy. So I took my cum blanket and got ready for a good time.
I placed a soft part of the cum blanket over my dick and got my phone. I put in some ear plugs and loaded up some nice porn (because why not).
While I was searching for a good video I felt this weird tingling sensation around the shaft region of my dick. It felt kinda weird so I wanted to check but the second the tingling started I found a nice video.
The tingling also stopped so I didn’t bother any further.
I fapped for about 7 minutes. It felt pretty nice if that’s worth something.
After I ~~unleashed my load~~ was done I’d do the usual routine. I’d have a look at the mess down there; to see what I had to clean up with my cum blanket.
But when I turned my nightstand lamp on and had a look down there I just couldn’t believe what I saw. I almost couldn’t make it out, my eyes were still adjusting but I was horrified.
In the midst of all the cum was a gigantic spider; or rather what was left of it. It was fucking disgusting, it was this green/yellow-ish slime mixed with cum. Remains of an utterly dismembered arachnid, that poor thing. You could make out it’s upper torso and some legs. Jesus, the hairs man. They were everywhere. How do these things have so many hairs??? And the legs, they were the only thing that was remotely intact.
I don’t know how it got in my rolled up cum blanket, it must’ve thought it’d make a great home or something. Maybe it was just looking for protection. Oh dear god.
And it wasn’t just some regular house spider. It was a huge, HUGE motherfucking monster. Turns out that tingling feeling was probably the spider trying to escape it’s impending doom.
The thing was almost as big as the palm of my hand. At least that’s what I could make out by looking at it’s dismembered remains.
I felt so terrible about what I had done. I instantly rushed to the bathroom with my cum blanket and cleansed it of all spider remains.
I just can’t get that out of my head, that poor animal on my dick getting crushed, torn apart and then soaked in cum.
It didn’t deserve to die like this. For all it’s worth, I hope its life ended quick.