To Heck with the Catholic Church.
I mean, really. All they’ve done is create despair and make money. The time I was banished and they said anyone could kill me, you know, in Worms.
All this because I just made 95 reasons why fr*ck the church and nailed it on the door of my home church. This is disgusting. Can’t a man commit some God’s work without being punished. On the other hand, People should probably learn how to read so they could actually get the text..
Also, what the h*ck is up with the sanctuary system. I mean, celibate is just unfair. Why won’t I get to fr\*ck anyone just because I serve God? Comes to show how bad the bigotry is today.
Also also, why didn’t the Jews like y new thing? I thought they were gonna like my new thing. Damn Jews.
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This post was made by Martin Luther