Who’s your favorite artist??? Excuse me??

Who’s your favorite artist??? Who’s your favorite actor?????? You should be asking who’s your favorite scientist you little cunt. Science is cool. And I’m not talking about celebrity pseudoscience assholes like Neil deGrasse Tyson, I’m talking about real scientists like the ones who made your hemorrhoid cream. Do you have any idea how much time we spent developing vaccines to protect your sorry ass from the coronavirus? We should be praised as celebrities, what the fuck. I’m infuriated. I don’t give a shit about your stupid Seth Rogen “haHAHAhahHA weed FUMMNY” he can eat my ass. I’m more relevant than him. As far as I’m concerned I’m more relevant than Kylie Jenner. I work at a lab to genetically modify mosquitos so that they are sterile and it will greatly reduce the population thus saving your asses from mosquito bites. How cool is that? Why don’t you see me as cool like Tom Holland? From here on out, I expect you to give us the admiration we deserve. I expect paparazzis following me around, strangers taking pictures, being able to get pussy like a chad, leaked nudes scandals, etc. I will not tolerate this anymore.

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