…the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing… what a beautiful day for Cooming. Good morning, Alix Lynx!
‘been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven’t Coomed yet! It’s time to hop onto my porn throne and machine-gun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist ONCE AGAIN!
Hhhh! I-is that a… a female girl? H-n-nuuh… I must sniff… SNNNNNNNNNNHHHH… HNNNNN… AAAAAAhhghnh… MMMmm… OH GOD, ARRAARGHH… EUHHH, kkhh, AAAUUGH, mmmhOH FUCK, OUUUHMMMM HHHHNN SNNFHN HNNNN sNNFH OOUURRRGHHH RRMMMMMM SHHNFFN HNNN SHHNF HNNN WWUUUUOOOO….AAAAAAAAh…
I’m…COOMING (COOM) I’m..hhnnh (COOM) COOMING (COOM) I’m…C-COOMING (COOM) I’m…(COOM) COOMING (COOMING) I’M COOMING (COOM) AAAAAAAAUUAUAAAAA (COOM) OH FUCK, AAAUUUU, COOMING!! OOOOHHHHH AAAAAaaAAAAAAA (COOMING) NOOOOO (COOM) NOOOOaaooOOO OH FUCK IT’S EVERYWHERE (COOM) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…EUUUGHH, OOOOHHHH, RRHGHGNEHG
OOh fuck! UOOOh! Oh fuck! Oh jesus…gosh, oh fuck, fuck, oh fuck, oh…ooh…
There you are, my slippery white gift to the world. My son…I’d say…oh fuck…o fuck…Hm.
Well, time to get some breakfast. Actually a…a little Coom first wouldn’t hurt…