…the birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing… what a beautiful day for Cooming. Good morning, Alix Lynx!
‘been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven’t Coomed yet! It’s time to hop onto my porn throne and machine-gun jackhammer my deathgrip bloodshot semi-chub with my roided doomfist ONCE AGAIN!
Hhhh! I-is that a… a female girl? H-n-nuuh… I must sniff… SNNNNNNNNNNHHHH… HNNNNN… AAAAAAhhghnh… MMMmm… OH GOD, ARRAARGHH… EUHHH, kkhh, AAAUUGH, mmmhOH ****, OUUUHMMMM HHHHNN SNNFHN HNNNN sNNFH OOUURRRGHHH RRMMMMMM SHHNFFN HNNN SHHNF HNNN WWUUUUOOOO….AAAAAAAAh…
I’m…COOMING (COOM) I’m..hhnnh (COOM) COOMING (COOM) I’m…C-COOMING (COOM) I’m…(COOM) COOMING (COOMING) I’M COOMING (COOM) AAAAAAAAUUAUAAAAA (COOM) OH ****, AAAUUUU, COOMING!! OOOOHHHHH AAAAAaaAAAAAAA (COOMING) NOOOOO (COOM) NOOOOaaooOOO OH **** IT’S EVERYWHERE (COOM) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…EUUUGHH, OOOOHHHH, RRHGHGNEHG
OOh ****! UOOOh! Oh ****! Oh jesus…gosh, oh ****, ****, oh ****, oh…ooh…
There you are, my slippery white gift to the world. My son…I’d say…oh ****…o ****…Hm.
Well, time to get some breakfast. Actually a…a little Coom first wouldn’t hurt…